The next 90 minutes are going to blow your mind. So will the

The next 90 minutes are going to blow your mind. So will the

Sure, I’ll uncross my arms. When I do you are going to be on

Sure, I’ll uncross my arms. When I do you are going to be on

We are playing a game I made up… On his turn he transfers all

We are playing a game I made up… On his turn he transfers all

Of course you can wear it when you go shopping tomorrow. If you

Of course you can wear it when you go shopping tomorrow. If you

Remember!  If they get any idea we’re not joking, Rover won’t

Remember!  If they get any idea we’re not joking, Rover won’t

Say goodbye to playing with your balls, darling.  I need this

Say goodbye to playing with your balls, darling.  I need this

I just realized – why aren’t your naked? That’s

I just realized – why aren’t your naked? That’s

Bringing me excellent healthy breakfast in bed.   Noted. Staring

Bringing me excellent healthy breakfast in bed.   Noted. Staring

Good chores list darling.   For a start. Write Monday on the

Good chores list darling.   For a start. Write Monday on the

Yes, it is the lingerie you saw online and bought for me. You

Yes, it is the lingerie you saw online and bought for me. You

They’ve been teasing you since we came out as FLR? This is

They’ve been teasing you since we came out as FLR? This is

How DARE you say I love poochie more than you.   To show how

How DARE you say I love poochie more than you.   To show how

Honey, I said get the vacuuming finished by 4pm.  It’s

Honey, I said get the vacuuming finished by 4pm.  It’s

Don’t think of it as chastity.  Think of it as three months

Don’t think of it as chastity.  Think of it as three months

You don’t have a cluewhat I just said, do you? …

You don’t have a cluewhat I just said, do you? …

Often incorrectly captioned “Universal symbol for marriage.”

Often incorrectly captioned “Universal symbol for marriage.”

Hey, why has my shoulder massage stopped? Since you love my knees

Hey, why has my shoulder massage stopped? Since you love my knees

Seriously, you need a caption for a picture of Wonder Woman?

Seriously, you need a caption for a picture of Wonder Woman?

No honey, I’m not joking.  These ARE your hobby magazines.

No honey, I’m not joking.  These ARE your hobby magazines.

Oh yes, I forgot.  I DO have 贄 for every time you beg me

Oh yes, I forgot.  I DO have 贄 for every time you beg me

This is such a great makeup brush. So versatile. I’m glad

This is such a great makeup brush. So versatile. I’m glad

This is the one!   The pan whose bottom he burnt with last night’s

This is the one!   The pan whose bottom he burnt with last night’s

The flowers will fade, but I know your submission to me never

The flowers will fade, but I know your submission to me never

No, you can’t get into my bed tonight.  I like the space

No, you can’t get into my bed tonight.  I like the space

I love this dream where he does all the housework, makes me come

I love this dream where he does all the housework, makes me come

Ooh, only a few hours to go darling.  Then you find out if you

Ooh, only a few hours to go darling.  Then you find out if you

God, you need to be TOLD not to vacuum around me when I’m

God, you need to be TOLD not to vacuum around me when I’m

First you make me come in every room in our mansion.    Then

First you make me come in every room in our mansion.    Then

Honey, remember, it’s kneeling, hands on your head, and

Honey, remember, it’s kneeling, hands on your head, and

A penny for my thoughts? Really it’s Ŭ,122.78 for my thoughts.

A penny for my thoughts? Really it’s Ŭ,122.78 for my thoughts.

 Caption Credit: contemplatingthedivine.blogspot.com  Pleased

Caption Credit: contemplatingthedivine.blogspot.com Pleased

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Caption Credit: Subservient Husband http://subservient-husband.blogspot.co.uk/2010/08/captions-fye.html

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Caption Credit: Subservient Husband Source link: http://subservient-husband.blogspot.co.uk/2010/08/more-captions-fye.html

None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you

None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you

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Caption Credit: Contemplating the Divine Source URL: http://contemplatingthedivine.blogspot.co.uk/2011/04/if-your-idea-of-oral-sex-is-good.html

I checked your spreadsheet this morning and you didn’t

I checked your spreadsheet this morning and you didn’t